This one is probably my favourite:
“There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t”.
Here is one I came up with myself some years ago and used to use in my newsgroup signature:
“Blessed are the geek, for they shall public class GeekEarth : Earth”.
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Your second, homegrown quote is my favourite. I liked it so much when I first heard you use it, I made it into a t-shirt 🙂